An Interview with Sherlock Holmes, Harry Houdini and
Doctor John Watson. Part Four
When I left off on the interview yesterday, Doctor Watson was
recounting with the help of his friends an incident where he was mistaken for a
man with a child and lover. This was both profoundly embarrassing and touching
for him, as he is now engaged to Mrs. Hudson, and is far from being a father.
No wonder then that Sherlock stepped in to rescue him from the dilemma, which
while not a major case for the sleuth, yet was a necessary one for the sanity
of his friend.
It should be noted that as we proceed this experience predates the
awareness of the trio of multiple worlds, as they are now quite steeply
knowledgeable about.
The Interviewer
John Pirillo
Illustration of Doctor John Watson and Sherlock Holmes as drawn by
Sydney Paget
Now back to the interview:
"I can't help but wonder, Doctor, how you might have
responded had Sherlock not shown up as he had." I remarked.
Doctor Watson laughed. "I would probably have waited
until I met myself, shook hands, then as quickly as possible hightailed it from
that place, never to return."
"So I must assume then that you never met your
duplicate?"
Doctor Watson's smile vanished. "Oh, I met him alright,
and that was the first time Sherlock and I had a clue as to the overlapping
worlds as I demonstrated for you earlier in our interview."
"I see."
"Actually, you don't." Sherlock interrupted.
"If I may be so bold as to butt in, it was our first
experience of
overlapping worlds, but it wasn't until our dear Conan translated into our
world, thanks to your ingenuous writing, that we became clearly aware of the
dimensions...pardon the pun...of what we were dealing with."
"I agree." Harry added. "Even my magic had
never caught such a glimpse before."
"So you used magic then at that time?" I asked, a
bit confused where this was going.
"No. Not then. I felt and Sherlock felt that it was in
our best interests to remove ourselves from the vicinity until we had more
facts."
"I see."
Sherlock cleared his throat.
I hurriedly added. "That you were all three being as
circumspect and kind as possible, while still following the lead to its logical
conclusion."
"Precisely." Sherlock agreed.
"And when you returned to London, Doctor, did you ever
tell Mrs. Hudson about the...uh...slight embarrassment?"
Watson and Sherlock exchanged glances. I knew there was more,
but that would have to wait until another time.
"One thing my readers have been dying to ask you
Sherlock is how you came to start wearing your traditional cap?"
He smirked. "Which one?"
"The deerstalker."
"Ah, the one that our dear friend Conan purportedly stuck
upon my head." He answered with a slight grimace.
"I can answer for my friend that it was not the work of
a writer, but an illustrator. Those chaps don't always know how to grab onto a
person's character without toshing about with their image in some way."
"Jolly right." Harry jumped in. "The
illustrations of me standing like some giant among my fellows is one I've had
to live with for years now. Everyone knows I am tall, but not that tall. They
also know that if I were as tall as the illustrations made me to be, I could
never have performed many of my illusions."
"It was that rascal Sydney Paget who first drew the
deerstalker hat, and of course, once he had done so, I was committed to wearing
it...at least when any story about me was written and illustrated."
Sherlock frowned. "Later when I visited Sydney..."
"Wait!" I cried out.
He gave me a surprised look, raising his right eyebrow.
"Sydney's in your universe as well?"
"My dear Pirillo, you surely don't think that just
because you included all the original authors as well as their characters that
illustrators would be left out?"
Harry laughed. "You have created some aspects of our
Universe, but it has certainly been embellished by a much greater hand than any
of us has."
"God?"
"Call Him what you will, but something like that."
Harry added, a twinkle in his eye.
I didn't like where there was going, so I steered it back to
the hat once more. "So. Sherlock. When do you first remember using the
hat?"
"I can answer that." Watson interrupted. "If
you don't mind, Holmes?"
"Of course not, my friend. Proceed."
Watson leaned forward. "In Hertfordshire there is an
Inn of noteworthy proportions that serves as a stop for the rich and the
wealthy. It is called the Boscombe. It
is in between Ross and Marion Streets. Quite a lovely establishment."
"I performed some of my first card tricks there."
Harry added with a nostalgic tone to his voice.
"And at that time my dear friend here was wearing a top
hat, as was his wont. He has always dressed quite proper..."
"As you, Watson."
"Thank you."
"Yes." I urged him.
"And during the course of our stay there to investigate
a rather bizarre murder..."
"I remember that one." Harry jumped in. "The
cook was found in the back of the inn with his mustache ripped from his upper
lip, all his teeth missing and his stomach cut open like a pig in a slaughter
house."
Watson almost gagged at the reference, and then caught
himself.
"Something like that. But as I was saying..."
"Holmes found the criminal almost immediately."
Harry interrupted again.
Watson fixed Harry with a look of utter annoyance.
"Oh, sorry, Doctor, don't mean to steal your
thunder."
"Bloody hell you didn't!" Watson declared, his
face turning red.
Sherlock put a hand on his friend's shoulder. "Doctor,
Doctor, remember we are guests in this man's home."
"Actually, I don't live here. I just rented it for the
time of our interview."
"Truly?" Watson asked, his attention diverted, as
it usually easily is by Sherlock and his friends.
"Yes. About three hundred dollars for the night, but it
includes a free breakfast and a dinner show."
"As in dancers and dancing?" Harry asked, his eyes
lit up at the possibility.
"Harry, we might not be able to spare the time."
Sherlock reminded him.
"Oh right. That problem."
I plucked an envelope from my jacket and laid it on the
table before Harry.
"What is that?
"Tickets for the show for all of you. They're good for
a year. So if you can't make it this day, you can the next or a year
later."
"Jolly good!" Harry cried out. "I could kiss
you!"
I laughed. "A simple thank you would do."
They all laughed, while I considered what Harry had meant by
"that problem."
The one I have yet to learn from the three esteemed
gentlemen.
"Anyway, as I was describing, before rudely
interrupted." Watson fixed a scowl on Harry, who ignored it and began
playing cards with himself.
"Sherlock was in the midst of interviewing a gentleman
for Inspector Bloodstone, when his top hat just vanished and was replaced by a
deerstalker hat and his jacket by a cape. Most disturbing."
"Sydney Paget's doing?" I noted.
"Indubitably." Watson agreed. "I have since
had a talk with him, but he assures me that it is now out of his hands, because
there are too many illustrators and each with their own interpretation of
Sherlock's looks."
Sherlock smiled. "At least they haven't made me ugly
and tormented looking."
He smiled at me when he said it, but when he noticed I
wasn't smiling back he asked. "They have?"
I sighed.
He spread his hands in a gesture of defeat. "Then
perhaps that man lived in another or our dimensions for I surely never have
lost my own appearance."
"That would not only be rude and ungentlemanly."
Watson stated. "But grounds for a duel!"
"There are still duels in your world?" I asked, a
bit perturbed by the implications of such a statement.
"Not openly. But yes." Watson answered.
"Holmes and I both were at the shooting end of such in one of our
sleuthing adventures. If not for Harry both our lives might have ended that
day."
Harry grinned. "But that's..."
I turned off my cell phone, whose light was winking rapidly,
meaning I would lose everything if I didn't shut it down. "...A story for
another time."
I hope to complete the next part of our interview before this day is
over, but if I do not, I will surely have it on the morrow, barring
circumstances beyond my control.
I hope you have enjoyed this interview as much as I have. It's amazing
how strong the characters of all these men are, and yet they work like hand and
glove on a daily basis, solving crimes and facing danger of the most terrible
sort.
The Author
John Pirillo
*Toshing is a term that the Baker Universe Londoners use to describe
wealthy people who play with the lives of others in not so nice ways. It is based on the swear word "Tosh," we is an unhealthy and disrespectful reference to the wealthy.
*The Boscombe Inn was the inspiration for The
Boscombe Valley Mystery, Sherlock's story written in the Strand by Sir Arthur
Conan Doyle in 1891.
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